Water Villains of the zodiac – Scorpio – Comical Horoscope

Qualities of Scorpio is “deep, sensitive and emotional” we translate as a “canning, paranoid and weird. They are so thick; they are looking inwardly, grasping how miserable they are.

Being susceptible, they are convinced that nobody loves and respects them. And, they have no questions that you, too, feel their suffering.

Scorpio – 24.10 to 22.11

Scorpio is gloomy, thoughtful, of few words man with piercing eyes, who inhabit the pages of many romance novels. You know the plot: a man meets a girl. A man tortures the girl because of series of ridiculous misunderstanding, and he somehow gets to enjoy it. The psyche of a girl cannot withstand his admiration. He squeezes her into his arms and muttering something about love to the grave. The next moment a poor woman collapses. And here a story ends. A publisher imagines how following steps are going to be too terrible, and let readers create a happy ending because the majority still believes in ideal love.

We can not resist the strong, silent and powerful man with long, charmingly messy auburn hair and fluttering eyelashes.

Romantic heroes never walk – they rush vigorously and purposefully into our lives. They are often tired – and this is why they’re so sad and irritable.

And what happens when you meet Scorpio villain. We suggest that you gracefully faint in his arms, and let Scorpio continue to act at his discretion.

Yes, he’s strong; he is powerful. Much effective than yourself.

So, in a fight, you lose him. Yes, he is soundless. So dialogue in the course of your affair is going to be somewhat one-sided and odd.

Secretion of information is one of his favorite activities, mainly because it upsets you. And what did you expect? A gloomy and thoughtful person never becomes genuinely open and courteous.

However, you may never suspect what disturbs Scorpio. For example, you innocent flirting with a colleague at a corporate party makes him jealous. And three years later, he will lastly take revenge on you, sleeping with your co-worker – just moments before the wedding. Scorpio will wait – for decades if needed for an opportunity to get revenge when you least expect it.

Eventually, you start viewing the behavior of a Scorpio as healthy and natural. You experience the pleasure of fear and unhappiness. You even begin to flatter his obsessiveness. He may not let you go and meet with somebody implying that he can not breathe without you.

Scorpio will manipulate you until you do not change into what he wants you to be. Then he will not respect you because you can easily give in to his power. Then he will be on a quest for another victim. At this stage, you need to search for another man – a psychologist with a good reputation. During your attempts, Scorpio suddenly becomes a model of warmth and attentiveness. He even will show kindness toward animals. This is typical behavior of all romantic heroes. He wants to make you believe that he has a tender and sensitive soul. Do not be fooled. It’s just part of his foul play, allowing him to be amused by your sanity. Scorpio’s goal is to destroy. And he indeed will torment you. He has hopes that the worse he would treat you, the more you are going to love him. And yet nobody knows why this is happening.

If suddenly you realize that you grieve for his infidelity, you can enroll in group therapy. In fact, soon you find that his cheating is not your business. In any case, pretty soon you get acquainted with his former and latest passions who join your group.

Another intriguing fact is that Scorpio thinks about sex twice as more often as other men, that is; his mind fully occupied with these entertaining thoughts of sex. Women, for some unknown reason, find it fascinating.

Warning: do not try to start a love affair outside the relations with a Scorpio just for the sake of taking revenge on your villain. You are currently not in a right emotional state and could be sunk into his jealousy stream. He is very creative.

You are not going to win. Scorpio will not allow this to happen. He also won’t let you leave him. All you can do now is to visit a therapist. He has hopes that you become a crazy and dependent person, the perfect match for Scorpio villain.

How to attract the attention of Scorpio

Radiate joy, happiness, enthusiasm, and optimism. He won’t miss an opportunity to lure you into his hell. Once there, you need to try to be what he wants you to be. Attempts to show your character will only aggravate your pain.

A first date

Scorpio will charm you, tame you and subdue you. He quietly penetrates into your thoughts and feelings – like cancer or other fatal illness. As early as a first date, he will know all he needs to know about you, while you will be entirely in the dark about his persona.

When do kiss and more

Since Scorpio has an abundance of secret plans, you are never going to choose a right time and a place. Therefore, take him to a bedroom whenever he wants – most likely this happens once you two meet.

Advice: during the process, try to behave like a porn star, but at the same time create an image that this happens to you the first time.

If he cast you

Your attempt to avenge only amuse Scorpio, as your actions will show you as a dilettante. Besides, he will be flattered that he still controls your thoughts and feelings. Do not waste your power.

If you left him

He’ll get over it. However, if Scorpio determines that you have evaded him, you should take extra precautions and be alert in the next ten or twenty years.

 

 

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